Friday, December 30, 2005

hunny i am home!

05 gonna be gone in 2 days.

oh well had fun during my short overseas trip.
did lots of soul searching.... watched a couple of movies. even managed to catch 'the promise'
cos that was the only show left.

i must be damn lonely this 2 yrs man.
so glad to be able to move on soon.

watching movie alone is no fun man... seems dumb for a person who believe 'its not the movie but the person who watches with you that matters.'

damn but i did it, i just entered the book of greatest loners alive, watching 5 movies by myself in a span of 3 days.


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Saturday, December 24, 2005

a morning ride.

I realise that everyone is dying to know my life style... k maybe its not you who is reading this right now... but there are... esp my fuck buddy heh

5 am...
when u are still in the midst of wet dream i am already up and doing my groin stretch... its good to stretch early b4 a ride--- prevent hernia(i think the spelling is wrong).














look... nobody!










somehow i look very red in the morning.












and the ride begins

just me and my darling.

Friday, December 23, 2005

once upon a time in laguna park

today was fun...

shopped present for my darling.

went to jing pei's house.
initial intention was to take cake from her...
but end up spending half the afternoon at her house

since she blog one whole entry on me...
i shall return the favour before the new yr

anyway jing pei is the chi cum name given by parents to melissa wong

she says she hates to be called mel.

so i think we shd all respect her decision and call her

JING PEI







1.30pm...






i went to boon supply to shop for present for my darling.

look wat i got for her








was attracted to these 2 mini lights...s i just wanna spoil her... or rather boost my ego...
they shd improve the packaging...
packaging like real no class....looks like from mama shop one la






it was raining....
but decided to brave the rain cos i know jing pei is waiting for me...

dun worry i did not meet an accident
cos i listened to her...
i did not cycle... i look left and right b4 i crossed the road

as usual... i did not ans jing pei ph when she called me... so she had to run(see i so good... nv say roll) all the way down to open the gate for me.
actually i cld have just walked in... just that i forgot whether u stay on the 9th or 10th storey







presenting to you jing pei's room:

see so pink till even my cannon ixus blur liao

this is jing pei in her new spects...
and her close to pink shirt




i didn't know this gal goes out in the sun so often till...




or do u apply them b4 you go clubbing?


look at the photo on the left... that was taken on 10 DEC 03...the last photo of the woo family b4 one by one dies of horrible disease... aawwwwwww..


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time for praises *cough cough*

to me,
jing pei pens the most informative and nicest notes which help me survive thru physics durin As
she makes the prettiest presents....i love her pink letter with flowery shapes which makes up my name... and the bowl... haiz
but she did not make any for me this yr :( (hint hint)

a look at her work shop
there are no elves to help her... just jing pei and her workshop... so we shd all learn to cherish her presents a little winny bit more...
you can trust the goddess who did not receive any this yr ...(hint hint yet again)


look wat i found under jing pei's desk






its damn hip la...
always wanted sth like this



it comes with a tuner



cd player



wah lau... first of its kind or maybe it wassn't widely advertised in the past.
everyone shd carry one of this.
paris hilton can model for it, its so her

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(btw she love pink, tinkerbell can do it too...)














or...















there is always the goddess... i will model for such kinky products any time.

thanx for those funny moments

This is damn interesting...
extract from mel's blog:

i realise im gonna need a new hp soon..before my old one coinks out..


hmmm...

think my history w hps is really bad...
i killed my first one by dropping it down the escalator..
hhaha i remembered this one...
we were in JC then...
stupid gal... always keep forgetting whr she put her hp cos her bag was so huge...
and it decided to die one day... good choice

i think the second one had enough excitement of performing diving stunts to the ground and gave up its life..
hhahhahah sad la... why she always drop her ph one

the third..erm...it looks as though some dog got hold of it and chewed the top part..
not to mention the two dents behind that looked as though it defended two bullets for me..
hahahaha.

k next christmas i shall buy a condom for u to keep your ph... hahhaha

so its true!!! i am 1/2

You Are 70% Boyish and 30% Girlish

You are pretty evenly split down the middle - a total eunuch.
Okay, kidding about the eunuch part. But you do get along with both sexes.
You reject traditional gender roles. However, you don't actively fight them.
You're just you. You don't try to be what people expect you to be.



yes!!!
i am older than mel
hahah


You Are 23 Years Old

Under 12: You are a kid at heart. You still have an optimistic life view - and you look at the world with awe.

13-19: You are a teenager at heart. You question authority and are still trying to find your place in this world.

20-29: You are a twentysomething at heart. You feel excited about what's to come... love, work, and new experiences.

30-39: You are a thirtysomething at heart. You've had a taste of success and true love, but you want more!

40+: You are a mature adult. You've been through most of the ups and downs of life already. Now you get to sit back and relax.




Your Inner Child Is Surprised

You see many things through the eyes of a child.
Meaning, you're rarely cynical or jaded.
You cherish all of the details in life.
Easily fascinated, you enjoy experiencing new things.

in short i am a child every parent will want to have!!

Your Seduction Style: Au Natural

You rank up there with your seduction skills, though you might not know it.
That's because you're a natural at seduction. You don't realize your power!
The root of your natural seduction power: your innocence and optimism.

You're the type of person who happily plays around and creates a unique little world.
Little do you know that your personal paradise is so appealing that it sucks people in.
You find joy in everything - so is it any surprise that people find joy in you?

You bring back the inner child in everyone you meet with your sincere and spontaneous ways.
Your childlike (but not childish) behavior also inspires others to care for you.
As a result, those who you befriend and date tend to be incredibly loyal to you.

funny... this one very the untrue leh?
why mel nv kanna seduced by me?

the most gracious, prettiest, smart...

saw this on mel's blog...

hahaha so i tried it out

shucks man...
i wld have been so beautiful


HASH(0x8c35e6c)
The Romantic Princess

You are absolutely in love with love! Charming,
romantic, and feminine are all words that
describe you. You are a huge flirt and know how
to use your feminine wiles to get your way. You
are always on the lookout for the guy who will
sweep you off your feet.

Role Models: Isolde, Juliet

You are most likely to: Free a cursed prince from a
terrible spell with a single kiss.


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Wednesday, December 21, 2005

3

Ronnie came back today.

he asked if it was raining in the north and that he is already in his cycling attire ready to go out of his house.

Ok... he is really enthu siah... just came back from bkk wanna cycle liao.

thats not the impt part of the conversation.....

he says i worse than girl... got poor management of time.. always late for trg.
wah jia lat... i think i really fit his cat of himbo liao.

good lookin....
particular about pimples... looks...
use blue oil pad in camp...
always flirting with the clerks in the camp
wear cycling shorts so high.

i admit defeat... shall not fight for my right liao,
i am a himbo in his eyes, arghHH!

2

saw chin feng at parkway today... ha somehow i always get to meet him at the funniest places.

oh well he told me that an old friend of mine his having a party on 11/1... and whether i will be going for me. oh well it will be a gathering kind of thing... haven't seen those dudes for like 4-5 yrs ???

but then sadly, i didn't get a invitation to go for it. expected la... haven't even like say hello hello to any of them for like so many yrs...even if i thick skin appear infront of his door... confirm ppl feel weird one... but of cos i won't... cos i am always so friendly hhahaa.

Oh well perhaps i am past the stage whereby i will brood over wat friends say or think.

1. happenings of the day

Had quite a good time today, met up with Song yu and jia hui there after.

has been a while since i last met them.

wow... we have known one another for like 4 yrs???

sec sch all the way to jc and more years to come.

they look happy which is good... hahah at least some things haven't changed.

for one Jia hui was using all those cheem bio terms... too bad i don't remember any of them now
and i realise that she really think and write very fast.. eye opener at the post office definitely.I was like wow.... how do you like fill in the blanks so fast man.

haha the aunty at the counter was real funny, asking her questions like," aiyah... why so late then send... see now so ex... " then she starts blabbering on about her son which was real funny. hahah but anyone who knows jia hui will know that she is not a 'eleventh hour' kind of person... its really boh pian. $25.50 for a stamp

oh well kind of happy that everyone of my so called 'past' life is doing well.

glad that, finally my JC choir has finally produced a grp of guys who can finally match up to the dudes of my batch in terms of sounds.but looks wise... my batch guys always look the best ha!

Sunday, December 18, 2005

AAR for 2005

AAR is a term which army loves to use.

it stands for after action review.

I am gonna do my year end AAR on this rainy morning.

However unlike the army, this AAR will be useful and will benefit the ppl around me (the art of suaning without slapping across the face)

Dear God....

Thanx for this beautiful 2005.

You have been patient in teaching me the ropes even though i always show signs of resentment towards many changes

you have been kind to me, sheltering me from every adversities, it varies all the way from demanding COs, nearly collapsing during a marathon comp, and even when i am at the verge of getting killed in a accident, somehow you will always make me stand up and fight for a nother day

thank you for taking care of the ppl around me. Makin them understand and support me in races that my life is placed on the line.
Thank you for blessing the ppl around me with good health and more most importantly, thanks for bleeing me with so many beautiful ppl around me.

Thank you for making me different from others.
I have an unexplainable love-hate rs towards pain which nobody understands
I do not attract a singapore girl.(thank god)
I love the wild and unknown which varies from fear factor acts to girls who saunter around me in thier leopard skin undergarments.

However somehow i wish you will guide me along in these burning issues:
why is there un resolved hatrd in the world towards ppl of different ideologies.

why is it that i have these racist thoughts every single day?

why is it that i always blame a certain grp of ppl for mishaps which occurs. i always feel they are dysfunctional and nv trust or like a single one of them
but i respect and believe this not how you plan it to be.

And i always tend to falter in times when i will be able to shine. I will fall sick b4 an important competition, meet with some unfortunate events b4 a race. This has been a witness even since i was a pri sch kid. Somehow i will nv do as well as expected. Was these all planned for? Were you trying to teach me sth? When will i start to see the light?

I wish that for the new yr, i will be more tolerant towards other ppl and less emotional. more importantly, show less prejudice and perhaps get to understand ppl who i once thought of as being dysfunctional.

and most important question of all,
will i ever be no. 1 cyclist in singapore?

Saturday, December 17, 2005

this post is not meant for the faint hearted

can you be my fuck buddy???
no future... no past... no string attached

i can teach you a thing or two.
just satisfy my ego


we can angage in mutual mustabation...
ring chain and cream all prepared.


its ok if u are a vaginarian and don't like to wear a rubber....
we can just do a 69... i won't get pregnant everlasting pleasure.


SICK!!!!
arghhh....
is it a sms ph sex or is she serious?

sat ride

Yes! i can feel the ridley in my blood stream...

feels good to pump up to ave speed of 40 km/h.... high of 46 on a normal grd... up to 54 on a downslope.

turnings are way responsive.... climbing has nv been easier...

awesome!

Friday, December 16, 2005

presenting to you...













triangular frame
















rolf vigor SL wheel set




















lovely



I luv bicycle porn

Sunday, December 11, 2005

i need my bike

damn tired...

my head is spinning.

i gonna go and sleep again

Friday, December 09, 2005

it just gets better and better

EX SB is over,

one more commendation cert to my collection,

more friends to my list,

more memories to my slaving days

had charlie mike missions for the past 5 days...
wah liew nv bathe nv change underwear siah... kanna foot rot liao.

been able to make a diff to and contribute the ex, the feeling is out of the world

suddenly i feel that somehow, i want this moment to replay and replay againa and again...quite ironic whereby i dreaded this ex even b4 it kick off.


understudy comes on tues...
damocles arrives on thurs....
4mths more to ORD!

Sunday, December 04, 2005

injured



want to know how badly injured i am???

just a little bit of the scar man

look at the beautiful watch... hiaz...

hot and humid


damn... why nv rain today siah.
damn hot le

pain!!


ouch body aches...

everyone shd join standard chartered full marathon for the following reasons:

1)a goodie bag containing a addidas vest, macoroni, etc... everything u can find in a usual runners' pack before a race

2)along the way free banana and power gels

3)an addidas T at end of race

k i have been a cheapskate... along the way i was telling mark:

don't stop babe... free shirt free shirt as i held on to 4 packs of power gel which i don't plan to eat

mark: siao eh... at home no money is it..how to run with it in your hands

but i did. hahaha

Thursday, December 01, 2005