Thursday, October 27, 2005

does getting fitter = getting dumber?`

Ronnie yap (soon to call in APR 06 ORD LOH!!!): why u cannot remember one
tell you already, u are getting too fit,
brain degrading to sperm brain

ME: shud dup (isn't this the best, lamest excuse u wanna give but scared your boss han tump you)

but somehow one can never be satisfied

ME: But sir, not my fault loh, I got put effort really

Ronnie yap: yah yah.... a few vulgarity as usual, then he says, see ahh here is how u remember, yorktown is a shape of a saggy breast

doesn't that solve all the prob then remember the MGR of a map


is it just me or i just can't get map reading right.

shud up... thanks drew

Sunday, October 23, 2005

Triathlon 1hr 19 min

swim... pant pant pant
shit out of course... arghHHH, keep getting kick, oopF out of my way man... *bish another kick on my face, yucks water so salty.
these thoughts were going thru the initial 1st few min of the race

so i kept telling myself, relax man... u gonna catch up with them during the bike leg.
guess how my body respond.... frog style.... i bet any of u guys out there can swim faster than me man. I came out of water with a timing of 30 min

bike leg= my forte
as
i ran towards my bike, i saw MAJ Cliffford with the smirk on his face...75 % of the bikes were out of the rack... i was so god damn determine/sure i gonna wipe off that smirk man

keep left, keep right... i bark as me and my "holland" roar down the road. I bet all the participants wanna beat me up... i am most violent cyclist ever... nv give way, nv slow down when asked to... why shd i when i beat traffic lights on normal days and so confident no one can be better than me on the bike...(thats wat trg with the so called singapore cycling team on tues and thurs do to you man.... the feeling was good as the spectators and marshalls woo and ahhh..."look how the bike go man...., the commentator says it all," watch out for the man in blue, he makes it look so easy." by the time i completed the bike leg, my whole roll was still empty, giving me a great lead over the initial loss during the swim leg

run leg= maintain the lead
overtook a few.... only a gurka overtook me... was too shag to chase him...

i hit the finishing line with a proud timing of 1hr 19

Friday, October 21, 2005

what is it about girls and speed

u were inthe midst of your job... just finish a tea break and already thinking about wat to eat for lunch...
u see a groovy chick walking into the car park dressed in levi's top and bottom.
with a helmet in her hands and a crumbler bag over her, she walked towards her prized procession
a red scrambler which easily outshone a lexus next to
honda, suzuki u couldn't make out, the only conclusion is that she has style,and ain't poser at all.

QUESTION:"what is she doing with the lexus next to her?" before your mind could go thru a series of analysis, she place the cover of the bike into its boot, started up the engine and park it at the parking lot vertically opp her in one fluid motion, portraying an image that she does it 24/7

ANSWER: your jaws just drop... let your eyes do the work as she rides off in her motobike with style


*pant pant pant*
that little c**t in front of me is fast... must catch up... time to change gear.... holland... don't fail me....
screech.... *&%#@ stupid traffic light.

POW! there she goes again as the light turns green. somehow she picks up damn fast after a stop.
how can that be possible? doesn't lactic acid builds up in her at a stop... how she pull so fast? thats inhuman.... muz catch up must catch up

if she was wong li lin or denise keller i would have enj0yed being at the back all the way, admiring thier shapey body.
but she had neither the back of a ballerina or hair of a model
the only thing which kept me at the back was," 'kill' her towards the last few km"
perhaps she was thinking the same way too as she kept pulling up the front every time i overtake her.... hey girl i am not the only competitor u know, why not pull earlier or later... are u playing my game or trying to shake me off.
i see it in 2 ways," either she is stuck up, does not want to lose to a amateur or
2) she takes great interest in me than other cyclists.


26km and both of us were still fighting back to back....just one turn around the junction determines it all....the rest of the cyclists were of no importance it is like a fight between armstrong and ullich...cannot lose to her... partly have to blame this proving of ego on boss ,always compare me and her... running... resting pulse... cycling... brain... looks.... now it is just for my personal satisfaction
boom! as we hit down the str road... then suddenly she slowed down, i relax the tense muscles too too... suddenly competition wasn't in the mind as we slowly kept our bike rolling to the end pt

That was my first encounter with the vicky. respect man. this lady gave a fight... she has this fighter in her which is hard to find.... still figuring out how she did it .... pulling off as 80% of our actual speed at every stop....well i will have all the time to find out as i am quite certain this will not be the last time we meet

anyway congrats in advance for ya will sure be the champion yet again on sat tri.

life has never been better

If u wanna get me... so sorry it will only be sat and or sun... not both

not hard to get man ... but there have been too many things happening in my life now.

mon= marathon trg cum rest

tues=racing down the roads of Tuas with fellow bikers 50km/h

wed=marathon trg, endurance cum confidence building cycling up the roads of mandai... cemetaries of choa chu kang....ave 42 km/r

thurs=racing down the roads of Tuas with fellow bikers 50km/h

fri=marathon trg, rock climbing... pain pain pain

sat=day cycling/windsurf... gonna save up to buy a board soon

Sun=tour de singapore/windsurf

a whole week of fun!

Thursday, October 13, 2005

decisions, decisions, decisions,



I need a new fork, stem and handle bar

roadalink selling the ITM stem at $60... think its quite cheap cos in the cycling plus mag... it cost 20 pounds... convert to S$ round $50 + ... cheap right...

however ITM stem = must get a new fork... cos my custom made one is too short.... and cos the 2 of them are carbon fibre... i mind as well change the handle bar which is steel.... which means i have to choose a higher end stem which is back to square 1. ... i need to change my handle bar as well!!!

so calculating out the price

stem: $130

handle bar: $300

fork : $200

guy promise a good deal... round $600 in all

not that i no money to pay but more importnatly its the face man.... wah lan confirm those pro riders like uncle bo gay will disturb me one... wah thought u looking for new bike liao... why still want to upgrade your holland ( my bike is called holland cos its costom make and only one in singapore, for those who don't know.)

i can buy over my boss's bike at $2000... dura ace 10 Speed... litespeed titanum frame.... but i saving for a virgin le! bike ah... don;t think dirty

i went thru rational thinking to help me with my choices

plan A:

move: buy the parts
why : cos it seems more in my reach, $600 only

Plan B:

move: buy my boss's bike
why: go a lvl higher, and only $2000 a good catch

Plan C:

move: save up for a ridley bike
why: carbon fibre... high end market. can propell in performance and training
but not really feasible cos i won;t wanna crash or do anything funny with this bike..... cost round $8000 after putting together...

Sunday, October 09, 2005

tour de singapore

survived thru my first ride with thompson grp

wah liew hitting ave of 33.9

on str rd( CHUA CHU KANG, keat hong kamp) we were going at 43.4.


feeling is out of the world

a short journey of my travel:

0715 Set off for thompson

0730 was it bradell first or bartley... as usual lost my way

0745 rain! sian... met another eastie along the way, followed behind him

0800 reach thompson start pt
(about 40 cyclists today... fewer cos of the rain)

0815 we are off!!!

0830 riding behind a girl. i realise girls have tenancy to shake butts when they ride....1) distract oponents 2) trying to attact attention 3) it comes naturally cos there is no centre... ahem... boss say i have this habbit too(oops!)

0845 grp got smaller and smaller as ppl fall back one by one cos of traffic light and the bloody rain... so most of the riders went the short route

0900 when hit kranji... thr was only roghly 10 of us in the grp left. This is the hell rd... no stop... no traffic lights all the way to bukit batok
never felt so shagged during cycling before... make matters worse, don't know how to draft

1000 finally hit bukit batok... left only like 7 of us???

1030 uncle blue( the last rider i was with, and cos he is like 50+ and wears blue) went off at 6th AVE, and i am alone

k la i too thick skin to ask whr i am.... so i went to find my own way back....

pass chi high... dunern rd...
miss a road... turn left instead cos of the word orchard( which i am like so familiar with) shd have taken the right turn

finally hit tanglin mall... stop for a 100 plus... the cashier was very nice... i just stood outside the store while he ran around refilling my 2 bottles... muz have been the hardest customer every

went down boring route of nicoll highway, paya lebar and home

i completed a round round singapore

Sunday, October 02, 2005

minus off getting pan sei by Jinsheng... today was a great day
went off to windsurf in the morning... was raining like siao... so as usual... cos using the beginers' board... cannot windsurf.. sian
can only see ppl hit the waves and me... sit around and get push ard by the elderly surfers...

so i was sitting there waiting for the wind to die... dumb right? supposedly big wind=more ppl wanna windsurf one...then it started to rain!

sian!

however the sight of windsurfers running in and out of the water was fun... the augest and andrenaline rush hit me.

i wanna hit this kind of wave man... not just the small ones


the rain got stronger
BOO( the club manager) was trying to get the learners' boards and sails into the centre... being a nice chap... went to help out.

so of course... he thank me....( + pt)



was returning my sail and board....BOO promised me a free surf next week...
was still early so decided to go to the new windsurf shop at the centre. The lady(owner i presume) was very friendly.... was telling me bout the diff boards they carry..... ave. is about $1170!!! then i ask a stupid question
"comes with the sail mast and everything?"

"No, they come seperately my dear." she said in a mocking voice

k loh... muz excuse me mah... i am green.


i went out of the shop and i met the LOG officer... someone i met in EX. Highnoon.. forgot his name liao... as my hands couldn't wait to get on one 7-9 feet board feet... i started to ask him for advice on boards and sails...oh well he told me i can wait for the notices put up or ask BOO if there was any he wanted to get rid off... BOO!!! woohoo! wat luck... k after being such a nice fellow today... i guess it will be the best time to ask... so managed to catch him at the toilet( wat a place) and ask the all impt question

" is there boards u wanna let go at any price?"

" well, if u wanna get one... i can give u a long board for free, kinda old, no one wants it already."

woohooo!!!! so i got a verbal confirmation for my first board....

so next i went to the NOTICE BOARD... was about to put up a notice when one notice caught my eye


"NORTH SAIL 7.4 CAMBRE" for sale... interested? call beach bum

wat luck man.... got into contact with him... he qoute a price" $150"

wonder whether its ex. or not....hmmmm

was another excellent day at rock climbing.

stupid ben-cannot go work, can go rock climbing hahaha

2 others joined us-jolin and diva yes his name is really diva... hahhaha and ya... he is not straight.
and he is open with it.

k la he add lots of fun tot he grp... spying up the girls' unederwears, taking explicit zao geng shots of them...saying corny sarcastic remarks such as-say some more, i slap your boobs till they grow bigger... oohhh your pussy is splurging out.... we all burst out laughing, and the gals don't even mind... i am not shocked by this reaction of others, after all it is coming out from his mouth...
don't you wish you were gay too???

Princess Tiff called!!!!
k la, missed her initial call cos was rock climbing. called her back immediately after my climb.
haven't heard her voice for like 3-4 mths???
she called me back at 12+ which is like 3+ back in canbera.... talk like 1 1/2 hrs.... MEL-jealous not hahahaha..was fun...

went to get my rock climbing shoes on sat!!!
sorry princess tiff... cannot get for you a pair...not that i am stingy you know.... cos i am not!!!!!
its just $80.... cos seriously... if its too loose, it might drop off while u are climbing or hurt yourself as your shoe might get stuck at the edge...uncle told me so!
wait till you come back to singapore... we will go shopping together for shoes.... eat at the place we promise to eat when you are back and of cos.... there will be lots of new guys for you to meet hahahha

you know whats my new shoe size-7!!!
its like binding the feet, crushing the bones man... so pain