so the proud runner says

why guards jersey will nv be the same as buying a jersey outside even though it looks like an ordinary jersey and does not even have the word guards on it but new balance:

1) Cos brother khim blessed all the jerseys as he came up with his thai, cambodian, korean chanting crap before passing it over to 1 star general

2) Cos we had to shed off 7 runners painfully cos they did not meet the cut off before distributing the jerseys to the remaining survivors

3)it feels good to just pay just $35 for a full set of running attire+shoes+socks (thinking of a typical singaporean)

4) cos ppl in the unit curse and swear, beg but cannot get the jersey

5)Cos we are the best( this is true cos 2 PDF who is confirm first, 6 Div another rival team are made up of runners who are NS men....majority are NTU, NUS runners... national runners.... which unit contains the bulk who are regulars, only 3 NSF??? )

6) Cos we play this game:
-once the jersey reach your hands, you are to run in it... nv to wash it.
-every 3 trgs we will exchange jerseys all the way to competition day which is damn gross!!!
- the winner will be decided by the number of complaints one gets from outsiders on competition day itself... which is like damn gross!!!!
-Cos why??? simply b cos the new balance technician tells us that new balance jersey nv smelly